Election eve prediction

All of the undecideds will break for the Republicans, thereby handing the Presidency to John Sidney McCain III.

McCain will retire to his bed Tuesday evening a contented man, having at last obtained the jewel in the crown of his political career. Unfortunately, all of the oxygen atoms in his bedroom will, as a statistical fluke, rush to the foot of the bed, and Sarah Louise Heath Palin will be the 44th President of the United States of America.

Dick Morris is such a tool.

D.

Updated to add . . .

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7 Comments

  1. kate r says:

    so you’re saying sarah’s going to set up some kind of vacuum in John’s bedroom?

    And not only is Morris a tool, his voice is more annoying than Lieberman’s and even Palin’s which is hard to manage.

  2. Walnut says:

    more trying to make a comment about probabilities . . .

    Have never heard Morris talk. Not looking forward to it 🙂

  3. tambo says:

    They’re all crooks. We’re all screwed. At least we’ll know how much and how tomorrow.

  4. kate r says:

    I liked watching Nate Silver’s numbers change this week over at fivethirtyeight ( wonderful site for statistics education if you haven’t found it for young Jake). Obama going from a 93 percent chance win to a 98.1 last night. I figure the numbers are secure because it’s totally unlikely Joe Biden will have time to say something jaw-dropping. Got to love the man, but he does provide entertainment for the media.

  5. shaina says:

    pleasenopleasenopleasenoooooooooo it cant happennnnnnn. obama HAS to win. argh.
    this day is going to seem endless…

  6. jOoLz says:

    there were 100 people in line this morning at 7 doug. i was so proud. ended up waiting about 45 minutes (not too bad actually!).

    gonna take the polling place volunteers some snacks around noon and then take a nap. we might be in for a long night waiting for results, and i ain’t going to be able to sleep till i know the outcome… get a load of me not jinxing it!

    go obama! and no on 4 and 8!

  7. shaina says:

    you were wrong, you were wrong, lalallaalalalalaalalaaaaa!