All of the undecideds will break for the Republicans, thereby handing the Presidency to John Sidney McCain III.
McCain will retire to his bed Tuesday evening a contented man, having at last obtained the jewel in the crown of his political career. Unfortunately, all of the oxygen atoms in his bedroom will, as a statistical fluke, rush to the foot of the bed, and Sarah Louise Heath Palin will be the 44th President of the United States of America.
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so you’re saying sarah’s going to set up some kind of vacuum in John’s bedroom?
And not only is Morris a tool, his voice is more annoying than Lieberman’s and even Palin’s which is hard to manage.
more trying to make a comment about probabilities . . .
Have never heard Morris talk. Not looking forward to it 🙂
They’re all crooks. We’re all screwed. At least we’ll know how much and how tomorrow.
I liked watching Nate Silver’s numbers change this week over at fivethirtyeight ( wonderful site for statistics education if you haven’t found it for young Jake). Obama going from a 93 percent chance win to a 98.1 last night. I figure the numbers are secure because it’s totally unlikely Joe Biden will have time to say something jaw-dropping. Got to love the man, but he does provide entertainment for the media.
pleasenopleasenopleasenoooooooooo it cant happennnnnnn. obama HAS to win. argh.
this day is going to seem endless…
there were 100 people in line this morning at 7 doug. i was so proud. ended up waiting about 45 minutes (not too bad actually!).
gonna take the polling place volunteers some snacks around noon and then take a nap. we might be in for a long night waiting for results, and i ain’t going to be able to sleep till i know the outcome… get a load of me not jinxing it!
go obama! and no on 4 and 8!
you were wrong, you were wrong, lalallaalalalalaalalaaaaa!