Balls and Walnuts
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Jesus vs. Buddha
Below the fold is my son’s 75er with no input or editing from his old man. This one’s for your amusement, folks, and won’t be considered for the formal contest.
Warning: if irreverence towards Jesus or Buddha ain’t your cuppa, don’t bother going below the fold.
Buddha stared at Jesus. They were about to engage in mortal combat. This was because Jesus had called Buddha a “fatso.â€
The bell rang, and Jesus quickly hurled a bolt of light at him. However, despite being a “fatso,†Buddha was quick on his feet and dodged aside, pulling out his secret weapon: The KarmaGun 2000™ at the same time. As bullets pierced flesh, Jesus cried with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost.
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jake ftw! (that means “for the win” in gamerspeak, just so’s ya know)
that’s quite the kid you got there. 😀
I vote for Jake’s