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Folks, meet Claw Washout Palin
Yup, that’s my name, don’t wear it out. Or at least that’s what my name would be if Sarah Palin were my mom.
Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!
You can discover your Palin-name, too, at the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Karen is Khaki Salmon Palin, and Jake is Timber Challenger Palin.
Guess you know what I’m going to be doing the rest of this evening!
Hat tip to Daily Kos.
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Hi, I’m Falter Locust Palin. Nice to meet you.
Too funny, thanks for the laugh.
I’m Plate Jungle Palin. Wow, just hearing my new name ignites my patriotism.
I especially like how they follow it up with, “Who knows, Plate Jungle Palin you just might be president one day!”
Gee, thanks Sarah!
I’m Knife Pile Palin.
WTF…who makes up this crap?
I’ve got you all bested… Mine’s the winner.
“Gamebird Kelp Palin”.
Beat that!
Well, okay…. Jake’s might be as good as mine, but it’s not better.
Walt Disney is “Hen Waffle Palin.”
Barry Bonds is “Moose Roadster Palin.”
And I’m not saying who this is because it’ll get me into trouble at work . . .
“Buster Taint Palin.”