Dammit, I was certain I’d be Inigo Montoya

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

Which Fantasy/SF dumbass are you?

I’m John Sheridan. Who the fV(k? I never watched Babylon 5. How could I be like this dweeb?

Karen got Jean Luc Picard and Jake got Wesley Crusher. Somehow, I don’t feel like I’m in the right family. (I was kinda hoping Karen would get Seven of Nine, but no such luck.)

On a lighter note, this image made me feel all warm and cozy. (Beth, do NOT click on that link! It shows a small spider in a person’s ear canal. You’ve been warned.)

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D.

14 Comments

  1. Stephen says:

    Ha, I’m Marcus Cole, who was a bit of a wimp but has an English accent.

  2. I’m supposed to know SF, but I don’t know these people. Marcus Cole? WTF? Is that another Babylon 5 alum?

    Grrr.

  3. debi says:

    Hey your character from Babylon 5 was a nice guy, Doug!

    And it seems I’m Galadriel from LOTR – the explanation was rather nice (which is a bit of a change for me ;o)) but I thought her a scary elf in the movie!

  4. Darla says:

    I’m Kosh: A reclusive seer shrouded in riddles, you reveal very little and only what is deemed congruent with your plans.

    Apparently from Babylon 5, too. This seems much cooler than cupcake.

  5. Candy says:

    I’m not squeamish, but that link… Goddamn, Doug. It’s gag-tastic.

  6. Candy — yeah, sure beats hell out of the boring old cockroach in the ear. Why don’t I see cool stuff like that in my office?

    Debi: Galadriel had the best scene in all of the three movies, IMO. You know, the one where she gets all creepy and evil. Man oh man, I’d have done anything for her at that point.

    Darla: Yes, way cooler than ‘cupcake’;o)

  7. Dude. I got Yoda.

    How on earth do I qualify as Yoda?

  8. I’m mortified.

    James T. Kirk

    X

  9. And that pic? Looks like a shell. I have to doubt the accuracy of that story. How she couldn’t know the second it went in there is just weird, mayhap even unbelievable.

    X

  10. Kate says:

    Bad enough I saw the spider I’m JT Kirk too. I want to be Dr. WHO, dammit.

    You owe me for this post.

  11. Hey, consider my feelings. This means I’ve corresponding with two JT Kirk fangirls for the last few months. I don’t know if I can live this down.

    If it makes you two feel any better, JT Kirk always got more booty, and everyone agrees he has better hair than Pat Stewart or Avery Brooks ;o)

  12. Beth says:

    I can’t thank you enough for the spider warnings. Really. Thank you.

  13. Kate says:

    William Shatner? pfeh! pfeh!

    Spitting

  14. Suisan says:

    I got Aragorn! I got Aragorn!

    Neener neener neener.