Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Addicted to Cracked
Cracked.com, that is. Check it out.
It all began with this image,
which hails from this photoshopping contest (oh, yes, I am humbled). The squirrantula, reposted at Leet Geek, led me to this article on the coming zombie apocalypse, which in turn left me spiraling down the gravity well of the black hole that is cracked.com.
It was inevitable. I woke up at 5 AM and couldn’t get back to sleep, so I went to the gym and tired myself out before my day even began. Then I saw all of Del Norte and Curry Counties in my office (weeeell . . . 26 people, total) came home & made dinner & here I am, vegging out, looking at creepy animal photoshops.
The Ten Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings, that killed a half an hour right there.
I’m hopeless. Someone put me out of my misery.
D.
Can’t help you, man, I’m halfway hooked too. I’m surprised you didn’t mention the gratuitous cleavage.
Yes, thanks for that. It’s all I need 😉
you’re evil.
Squirrantula? Looks like a Chipmurantula to me.
damn that’s fun. I like the scary brides.
and this one is hilarious and very much like something you’d at least CONSIDER writing
http://www.cracked.com/article_15154_experiment-in-nudity-top-10-female-names-on-google.html
(until maybe you remembered you’re kind of a feminist?)
This cracked me up:
and the gal who uses roadkill for panties.