Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
New arrival *updated*
I think I beat Kate to the punch: I’m the first kid on the block with my very own Stonebreaker.
I’ll scan in the cover art this evening. Here’s the front. The back has identical cover art.
Back copy:
SEX GAME
It began with “innocent” coffee-break couplings between overworked nurse and doctor—Velma Edwards and Surgeon Michael Gregg—both unhappily married. It burgeoned into a deadly triangle of ruined reputations when Dr. Alan Loerb wanted to make it a threesome.
It snowballed to tragedy when a drunken auto accident mutilated the beauty of Sylvia Benton, in whose arms Velma’s husband had sought solace.
But the real blast came when Irene, Dr. Gregg’s swinging wife, brought in her pistol and her young lover to blow the lid off!
Their passionate embrace—reflected in the bell of the good doctor’s stethoscope. How steamy is that?
D.
Damn. I can’t wait for my book report because this stuff has to awesomely cheesy.
has to be. I usually leave out the word “to”
If it’s too horrible, well, at least you’ll have the cover copy, not to mention the cover, to treasure. .
“Snowballed”, heh heh.
Ok, now that’s out of the way…
I haven’t read it yet, Pat, so I can’t vouch for any content 😉
oh doooouuugggggg have you heard the latest news? michelle duggar is cookin’ J number 18…hehe. i dont have a link to a news article or anything yet (although apparently they were on the today show), but my brother posted a funny picture at his blog: http://binaryasylum.livejournal.com/
🙂
Ha! Shaina, when I read that Duggary news over at MSNBC I thought of him right away too. Almost makes up for the horror of that poor abused uterus.
doug’s postings about the army of Duggars, I mean. That’s what almost makes up for the uterine imagery.
Almost.
Hmmm. What does it say about me that when a woman gets pregnant for the eighteenth time, my friends automatically look at ME?