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Today is Flying Spaghetti Monster day. To celebrate, this Pastafarian has built an FSM statue and received permission for it to be displayed on the courthouse lawn of Crossville, Tennessee.
Read about her stirring spiritual journey . . .
Tonight at dinner as I was staring down at my spaghetti and meatballs I was startled to discover that the remains of spaghetti sauce took the shape of It, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It came to me then, that in only a few short weeks, on March 21, is Day of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, followed by six weeks of spaghetti fasting. The six weeks ends with huge festivities on May 1, the Day of National Prayer. It occured to me looking at the holy image of It that stared up at me from my plate that this is indeed a Sign. I sense that I am supposed to build the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and display its holy appendages on the Courthouse lawn of my hometown, Crossville Tennessee. There its blessed presence can help all the world celebrate Day of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the six week fast.
See her build and install her glorious FSM!
Learn how to build your own!
Happy Spaghetti Fast, folks.
D.
