It’s the beard, isn’t it?

“Thank you, Jesus. Praise God. Thank you, Jesus.” On and on and on like that.

What I said: nothing.

What I wanted to say: “Ma’am, I’m cleaning your ears. I’m not washing your soul free of sin.”

Happy Fat Tuesday! If you’re living in a Super Tuesday State, don’t forget to vote.

D.

Hmm. Would anyone get the joke if I made my employees use bumper stickers reading, “My boss is a Jewish doctor”?

10 Comments

  1. Lyvvie says:

    Folks in the UK celebrate today too, but it’s called Pancake Day! So everyone across the land is munching down on pancakes for dinner. I made a fat dozen; half sweet, half savoury. And filmed it. currently working through the sugar coma, doing well don’t you think?

    Weird lady. You must’ve given her an eargasm.

  2. Walnut says:

    Eargasm . . . ew.

    What’s a savory pancake?

  3. sxKitten says:

    My ears are just fine, but if you’re cleaning souls …

  4. Lyvvie says:

    Savoury ones are not sweet. Mine were green onion and cheddar with black pepper, and a fav by everyone.

  5. KGK says:

    The Russians do a pre-Lent blini (blinis are round and golden like the sun – no pagan symbolism there!) extravaganza called Maselnitsa, which is starting about now (it’s on the Orthodox calendar). Blinis – yummmm! (BTW, I like the crepe-style blinis, not the mini-pancakes).

    Happy Ash Wednesday! (Oh, that just doesn’t sound right. Maybe Best Wishes for Ash Wednesday is better…)

  6. KGK says:

    Sorry for the follow-on! Misspelled Maslenitsa, which actually starts on a Monday. This year it is from March 2-8.

  7. Walnut says:

    sxK: yeah, right — like you have sinned.

    lyvvie: sounds yum. I wonder how they would go over with my crowd?

    kira: I’ve only ever had blinis with caviar (oh SO many times, right?) IIRC, there’s a Polish restaurant not far from your (and Karen’s) old stomping grounds — Warszawa? I wonder if that’s close enough to Russian to have blinis. They had a great appetizer — prunes wrapped in bacon. Yum.

  8. sxKitten says:

    Dean and I are living in sin, Doug – wallowing in in, in fact, so my soul needs all the cleaning it can get.

    Assuming I have one …

  9. Walnut says:

    Oh! Living in sin. And I thought you were talking about REAL sin, like torturing puppies or lying about having a headache.

  10. sxKitten says:

    I don’t torture puppies, but I occasionally make the cat wait 5 minutes for his dinner, which as far as he’s concerned amounts to the same thing.

    As for headaches, I’ve actually found a little sin to be a pretty good cure most of the time.