Lame Reasons to Have Sex #3

Karen: Uh-uh.

Me: You realize, you’re contributing to my risk factors for prostate cancer.

Karen: Oh, that is weak. Besides, I thought you had your bases covered with all that fiddling.

Me: Damn.

D.

7 Comments

  1. Robyn says:

    Doug- would that be the “blueball disease” my boyfriends in high school complained about?

  2. Mary Stella says:

    *laughing too hard to type a real comment*

  3. Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!

    Robyn, prostate cancer is the chronic form of the disease, blue balls (the medical term is stone ache) the acute form. I hope that clears up your woeful misconception.

  4. maureen says:

    Dear god, man! Don’t you ever get laid?

  5. Hee hee. It’s not all that bad, Maureen, but the squeaky wheel gets the grease. (A lubrication metaphor seems appropriate somehow . . . not sure exactly why . . .)

  6. “Stone ache”? You have got to be kidding. Please tell me you’re kidding.

    *going to go wash coffee out of nose*

  7. Gabriele C. says:

    Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!

    You’re building your own blogroll harem. 🙂