Lame Reasons to Have Sex #1

Karen: Not tonight.

Me: I hope your conscience doesn’t bother you too much, what with the shrinking rainforests and all.

Karen: Huh?

Me: Well, you’re wasting perfectly good wood. Heh heh. I just thought that one up.

Karen: I figured.

D.

3 Comments

  1. Pat says:

    My brain, she is hurt.

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