Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Friday Flickr Babes: nude, of course
Untrusting, originally uploaded by Delerina.
Dean, I think you’ll like Delerina’s portfolio. Let me know.
I would like to take this opportunity to alert you to an overlooked health problem that afflicts roughly 50.5% of the general population: PSAS — Priapic Sleep Arousal Syndrome. While REM Sleep Behavior Syndrome (violent physical outbursts during dream sleep) has a more dramatic presentation, it is still an uncommon condition. Priapic Sleep Arousal Syndrome, on the other hand, can strike anyone burdened with unsatisfied erectile tissue.
Extreme cases are easily recognized (pdf):
His wife also reported episodes of amnestic sexual behavior that began 4 years before referral. During the episodes, the patient typically procured his wife, achieving complete sexual intercourse with total amnesia. Episodes of sexual behavior during sleep occurred once a month. His wife remained in bed with him after the episodes. The patient did not consent to being videotaped.
The 50.5% figure may be an underestimation by nearly 100%, as erection during REM sleep (dream sleep) is not limited to men.
A man experiences penile erections; a woman experiences clitoral engorgement.
Priapic Sleep Arousal Syndrome: a silent killer!
Prevent Priapic Sleep Arousal Syndrome!
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D.
I suspect this excuse will have even less success than explaining that frequent “activity” is in the best interests of prostate health.
Don’t bum me out, dude 😉
Very nice, Doug. Sexy with a hint of scary. I like her. Now come check out mine.
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Yah, you betcha that PSAS could be serious, even dangerous. Just imagine all those men getting killed by women who need their sleep and are awakened by a boffing dude at 2 am once too often.
you are into The Sex these days. Trying to up yer traffic?
Go enter my contest. That will bring the multitudes to your blog to find out who this amazing writer is.
You’re right, I do like her portfolio. Like this photo, too, a lot. Moody and beautiful.
John: scary? Really? I get the sense she’s a cauldron of emotion. Just the way I like ’em.
Kate: I’m thinking! Honest! It takes a while to incubate a 400-word story 🙂
Dean, glad you liked her.