Know what’s really weird? Karen and I have the exact same perversion:
You sick bastard….but it’s soooo good.
What’s your sexual perversion?
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I’m a pervy hobbit fancier.
You just can’t get my furry insteps out of your mind, can you?
No I can’t. Come on over, baby. I’m waiting with a bottle of wine and a waxing kit.
You’re not a screamer, are you?
You. Me. A bottle of vintage Silver Oak Cabernet.
‘Kay. I’m ready for my Brazilian.
Of course I’m a screamer. I mean, you have to get something out of this too, right?
I’m a pervy hobbit fancier.
You just can’t get my furry insteps out of your mind, can you?
No I can’t. Come on over, baby. I’m waiting with a bottle of wine and a waxing kit.
You’re not a screamer, are you?
You. Me. A bottle of vintage Silver Oak Cabernet.
‘Kay. I’m ready for my Brazilian.
Of course I’m a screamer. I mean, you have to get something out of this too, right?