Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Green Acres extra available for bar mitzvahs, bachelorette parties
. . . and he’ll clean ear wax, too!
Wandering the ‘net looking for a pic of child actor Johnny Whitaker, I found Genesis Creations Entertainment’s Celebrity Bookings list. Now I’m a kid in a candy store. Who knew Lisa Loring (Wednesday Addams) was this hawt?
Add to the hawt list Erin Murphy (Tabitha from Bewitched); and I have no idea who Ivonna Cadaver is, but I dig her look.
For you hetero girls, look no further than Brandon Cruz (Courtship of Eddie’s Father). But since he’s surrounded by screaming 13-year-olds, you’ll have to lust after Potsy instead.
What if yesteryear’s stars aren’t good enough for you — what if you want yesterday‘s stars? Book Fergie and Keven Federline through Esterman.com. Esterman has Ron Jeremy, too — you’ll have to watch the vid for a while to catch Jeremy playing with his pooch.
His dog. Jeez.
D.
“Cadaver” is a pretty unfortunate last name…
Hee hee hee. Did you read the very fine print way at the bottom of the Esterman site’s main page? It says:
“These names and places are connected to Esterman in some way or another or maybe just in passing as being part of the entertainment community.”
I love the “maybe just in passing” part. Wouldn’t that be false advertising? Having a celeb’s name on the site that he can’t get for a booking?
Hm. I wonder how much it would cost to get Gary Dourdan (from CSI)…? 😀
I missed the fine print, Kris.
Pat, she’s a Mistress of the Dark type. “Cadaver” makes some sense.
From my spam in box this AM:
These are getting creative!
oh, boy, doug, if you like spam: http://community.livejournal.com/spam_art/
my friend justin started this LJ community dedicated to spam…it’s funny. 🙂
Maybe I’m just in a melancholy state of mind, but that whole celeb booking thing just made me sad. And kind of uncomfortable in an unclean way.
Cute site, Shaina.
Dean, I’m still trying to get over the fact it’s been 30 years since high school. I suspect the sadness has the same root cause.
Hey Walnut,
Thanks for the post. Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) is going to be on “The O’Reilly Factor”,Friday April 27th on the Fox News Network. The date could change if there is breaking news so check your local listing.
Bonnie Vent
Genesis Creations Entertainment
Thanks, Bonnie. Can’t wait to hear O’Reilly scream at Eddie Haskell, “TURN OFF HIS MIKE!”