Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Okay, folks, I’m tired of messing around.
I want to see Kris Starr’s athletic, toned ass. NOW. Go donate money to a highly worthy cause — only $21.50 to go, dammit. And now that I’ve pimped this contest twice, I’m expecting front AND rear views, thank you very much.
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What kind of evolutionist am I? A piss poor one, evidently. I missed Charles Darwin’s birthday yesterday, but thankfully, Blue Gal didn’t. She’s supporting the First Freedom First petition and I am, too, so get your hineys (toned or otherwise) over there and sign. (KEY POINT, vis a vis Darwin: “Public schools should teach with academic integrity and without the promotion of religious preference or belief.”)
But if that’s too high brow for you, go spend some time at the Darwin Awards page. Or not, because if you do, you might ruin my surprise for Valentine’s Day.
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And don’t fret about the Thursday Thirteen. I’ve got that covered.
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And, oh, if y’all aren’t Corn Dog readers yet, what’s the matter with you? Great story here, and don’t skip the comments.
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That’s it for now. In the comments, open mike for self-pimpage. Write anything primo recently? Let everyone know.
D.
Yeah! What Doug said about Kris’ ass! Send money now!
Thanks for the link!
Your wish is my command. I have sent in $2 for the nearly naked challenge. So if you told me to fling myself off the Bay Bridge I guess I would try that too.
Have fun in Orlando. If one can have fun in F-L-O-R-I-D-A. Eat some gator meat for me.
I did 3 loads of laundry today. Can I pimp that?
On the other hand, is this really something I want to publicize? Will it help my image? I suppose if I claimed to have done laundry nekkid …
Happy Valentine’s Day!
And good point about evolution. If we just let the religious fanatics keep teaching what they want, they’ll be extinct in a few generations anyhow.
So I can pimp my book today?
How about a science fiction m/m erotica with religious and mythological themes?
Paradise Earth
at http://www.changelingpress.com
by Moi, samantha winston.
I’ll even be a super pimp & put in the link.
http://www.changelingpress.com/product.php?&upt=book&ubid=514
Thanks!
Thanks, folks.
CD, but gators are SO CUTE! Would you eat a poodle? Would you? Would you?
SxK: nekkid laundry blogging? It could work 😉
Sam: woot! Pimp all you like, m’dear.
It seems Americans living abroad aren’t allowed to vote on Freedom First. Shame really as it’s something I firmly believe in.