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Fact checking
I’m finally getting around to checking on Kate’s contention that Rachael Ray’s husband likes to be spat upon. A Google search of “Rachael Ray spit fetish” led me to Tabloid Whore, who writes*,
Oh dear. Rachael Ray is splashed all over the cover of this week’s issue of The National Enquirer, accompanied by a headline blasting, “Rachael Ray’s secret pain–HUSBAND CAUGHT CHEATING.” The Enquirer has an exclusive interview with a woman named Jeaninne Walz who claims Ray’s husband John Cusimano has a stinky sexual fetish involving spitting and feet. You heard me. Walz told The Enquirer she has been involved with Cusimano since meeting him in front of a lesbian bar in 2000 and continued to see him after his marriage to Ray in 2005. She said Cusimano has paid her $20 – $500 to “spit on him and commit other degrading acts on him.” To my shock and surprise, The Enquirer said that these “other degrading acts” are too graphic for them to describe. Okay, when the ballsiest tabloid on the market wont print something, you know it has to be bad.
So, there you have it. If it’s in The Enquirer, you know it’s Word.
You’ll hear more from me later, I hope. In the office today, I had the usual pre-holiday nightmare crunch, and tomorrow looks just as bad. Now, all I want to do is go to the gym and beat the crap out of myself. Because, you know? I deserve it.
D.
*Shaina, don’t have a cow, but the Tabloid Whore spells it fettish.
Excuse me? My third-hand word wasn’t good enough for you?
Feet, huh.
What I don’t understand is, why can’t he get that at home? Rachael has spit. And feet.
hahaaaa i wont. hehe.
Spit & stinky feet? and my mom always said I’d never land a good man if I didn’t start wearing more makeup.
As a remedy for the “usual pre-holiday nightmare crunch”, may I prescribe a visit to my blog? Sure, it’s not traditional medicine, but many men feel significantly better after an application of boobs.