Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Live blogging tonight
7 PM PST. We have lots of catching up to do.
See ya!
Doh! Running late. Make that 7:30 PM PST.Â
D.
P.S. The Talking Brochure lives on! Corn Dog has the scoop.
P.P.S. Evil Editor did review my query. I missed it. Some of the comments were effing hilarious. (September 18, Face-Lift 191.)
Sorry I had to run so soon after dropping in. But it was an eventful few minutes, with horse sex and everybody naked and attacking ferrets.
That it was.
See what you missed, everyone? Horse penises. Killer ferrets. Rampant nudity.
Thanks for the link. The brochure was up early this morning chatting and trying to fix itself a cup of coffee.
Oh, man, I’m sorry I missed it. Especially the ferrets.
Hi Doug-
I swear, having a job makes me miss all the best stuff… PDD naked, your naked ferrety horse sex… *sigh* clearly, I should just quit the evil job.
However, I had to come over and set the record straight: it is not you whose death I was calling for, but the vile imposter “Hoff” who calls himself David Hasselhoff.
Renee (who has nothing but love for ya, especially since you just hooked me up with a but of crazy fun readers!)
Equine reproduction techniques.
Not horse sex.
Sheesh.
Us stud managers will regale you with stories all day long, but it has to be called “equine reproduction.” I don’t know why, but that’s the facts, Jack. Fights have broken out on message boards over this use of the word (Shhhhh) sex.
Anymore techniques ya wanna know about? Guess I’ll wait til the next chat. ::whistling::
I watched them harvest semen from a bull elephant last night on TV. Waaaay less interesting than it sounds, sadly. Not a hint of elephant porn anywhere.
Suisan, I’m still boggling over equine romance, let alone equine reproduction techniques.
Renee — glad we cleared up the “Hoff” business 🙂
SxK, yup, I missed you, too, but I understand you were taking a shower. Next time, bring your camera into the shower with you so you won’t miss out on the live blogging.
Just read the comments, and all I can say is “Nice, Quiet Nepal.”