Balls and Walnuts
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Lyvvie knows best
As much as I tried to steer last night’s Live Blogging conversation back towards oral sex, everyone else wanted to talk about different things. Like writing. Or the weather. Or what the Ancient Romans used for sex lube.
Thanks, Lyvvie, for remembering what’s important in life: unscented crotch. Oh yeah baby.
Note to my son: stay away from that link. Here, click on this instead: mend your atheist ways. (Hat tip to Falafel Sex.)
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Wow. The weather. It’s hot and yucky and will continue to be so for at least another month.
Oral Sex would be a much more ‘fun’ topic…
What did the ancient Romans use for sex lube???
Thanks for the link back. *HUG*
I’m now skipping about the house singing “He’ll uk your fup, he’ll uk your fup.” just so the kids don’t catch on.
We came up with lanolin and olive oil. I’d bet they had sheep’s intestine condoms, too. Like making sausages 😉
What’s the point of eating pussy if it tastes like flowers? If I wanted to eat a flower, there are roses in my garden that would serve that purpose very nicely, thankyouverymuch.
However, pussy that tastes like cat food is just wrong. As in all things, balance is necessary.
NWJR, I feel the same way whenever I hear about pour whipped cream or chocolate syrup or whatever on their bits. Sounds barfy to me. People should taste like people 😉
Those “flower” scented feminine hygiene products smell like no scent encountered in nature, flower or otherwise. Just sayin’.
Oh, and as for the intestines-for-condoms, I’d swear I saw mention of that in either The Odyssey or The Iliad. But it’s been years since I’ve read either one so I can’t point to chapter and verse to prove it, blast it.