Balls and Walnuts
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Don’t make me beg for it
I still need guest bloggers (what did you think I meant?) Pop down a few posts for the details. Don’t miss this opportunity to preach to the foodies, liberals, romantics, and sex-fiends of the blogosphere.
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Author Erin O’Brien will be our first guest blogger (July 1), and she will kick off what I hope will be a long and esteemed tradition of guest-blogging in the nude. Don’t miss it. And because Erin has a webcam on her blog, of course I want a webcam on MY blog and I want it NOW:
Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get homeVeruca:
No, now!!I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and …
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!
Veruca Salt. Oh, how I love her.
Anyway.
I was saying, I want it NOW, or at least by this evening. I have the camera and the Stickam account, and I’ve done everything Stickam told me to do, but I still can’t get live video. Maybe it’s for the best, though, because it will undoubtedly scare women away.
Are there any other Stickam-like services out there? Or can someone explain to me how I can set this up without Stickam? As Veruca would say, Rrhh. Such frustration.
D.
O, but I like t’hear ye beg; ye know that. 😉
I vote for the cap’n! Arrrrgh, cap’n dyke, make him beg.
I’d do it but I’m always over here anyway, going through the fridge, looking for leftovers, slumping on the couch and stealing the remote control so I can watch Spongebob. It would be the same old, same old practically.
Erf!
Although I’m not sure what the stickam trouble is, I will say that they have responded to my ever email. At some point, I found the help/troubleshooting page to actually be helpful.
Good luck!
I’m working on one for you titled “13 Things I Learned From Doug Hoffman”. Will send it over when I’m finished. Give me another day or two.
heh.
WEST PALM BEACH Sources have confirmed to CBS4 News that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.
Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra. [oh LORDY are the talk show hosts thanking jeebus now]
Limbaugh entered a plea deal back in April in a previous case where his charge of fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions was dropped under the condition he continue undergoing treatment for addiction.
Limbaugh had admitted to being addicted to pain killers on his radio program and had entered a rehabilitation program prior to that arrest.
oh, and the best comment (from some online place. . .)
“I hope he steels himself to face the stiffest sentence possible. Sure justice may be rigid and unbending, but spare the rod, as they say.”
Kate: woo-hoo! Let’s have a Limbaugh Prison Tailgate Party! Bring the jam for when Rush has to toss his first salad, woo-hoo!
IL, thanks. Looking forward to it 😉
Cap’n, I’m on my way over to your place to beg, but only because ye like it.
See, Erin? If you’d held out, you could have had me begging for it, too.
Aye, Douglas, I’ll guest blog for ye on July 5th, but only because ye begged properly–on yer knees an’ with that sweet smile on yer face, even when I told ye that Shiloh’s diaper needed changed an’ it be a stinky one. However, ye did get one demerit when yer eyes lit up as I took th’whip off th’wall…
BTW, ye’ll be cleanin’ th’poop deck for th’next decade…an’ ironin’ me frock coats (no starch).
Not that I be tellin’ ye t’go get Blue Gal t’guest blog for ye because ye guest-blogged for her, but as they be sayin’ “Ye wash my back, I be washin’ yours”. Who said that anyway? I think it might have been Granny Patch, me Pirate Granma…not sure.
O, an’ Douglas…remember t’bet nicely.
beg. too. much. grog.
LMAO…changes dirty diapers, cleaning and ironing…wow. The things a man will do for a little guest blogging. I wish my hubby needed guest bloggers cause I could use a maid.
Best,
Kim
Ahh, Kimberly Holt-Whitlock. I love th’name! Milady, ye just need t’be knowin’ how t’make ’em beg t’do those things for ye. Bein’ a lesbian Pirate Queen does help th’process…
Everything I know about making men beg I learned on me captain’s ship. You’ve got my post, Doug. xoxo