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And the King of the Gypsies is . . .
Dean!
Here is the complete list of entries:
Demented Michelle’s post on the modern Roma of Europe
Bonnie Wren’s Super Sabado: a bit light on Gypsies, but Star Trek makes up for it
Kate’s bwaahahahahahahahaaaa entry
Lyvvie gets nasty on us. Don’t tell her mom
Actually, it was really easy picking the winner. Dean was the only guy who entered, and it makes no sense whatsoever for a chick to be King of the Gypsies, so —
Just teasing. Contestants names were written on identical slips of thin paper, which were then tossed into the air by an impartial representative of the accounting firm of Pfysting, Rhüm-Chob, and Taynte. (That would be me.) Dean’s was the only slip to land face-up. It’s kismet, I tell you.
My thanks and regrets go out to those of you who did not win. I wish I could send you all a copy of Gogol Bordello’s Gypsy Punks, but we’re still in savings-mode on our remodel (bare wood countertops, bare wood floors, and not that nice wood, either. Stuff with nails and staples in it, and all kinds of mysterious stains).
We’ll do another contest soon . . . maybe another bad sex-writing extravaganza?
D.
Cool! I never win anything!
Another milestone: this is post #1000. I can tell because the URL is /?p=1000.
How cool is that?
Yeah, but WordPress has a weird numbering system. If I go to my dashboard, it says I have 785 posts. I’m not sure where the other 215 posts went!
Don’t worry, I’m watching for that magic 1000th post.
dammeet, zjew owe meh. Zee kid iz steell werking zee word “carnal” eento gonversations ahnd now ve’re all usink ze stupid aczzent.
Damn. How did I miss that contest? I just bought “Start Wearing Purple” on iTunes after hearing it for the eleventeenth time on the local college radio. No lie, about a week ago.
Ooooh, Kate, how cute, you have a little Gypsy in your house! I envy you.
IL, sorry. Buy the CD anyway, okay? IMO that CD doesn’t have a single dog on it.
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the bitches are doing some bad writing at their blog.
Congratulations Dean!!
Congrats, Dean!