For Jeff Huber & Company’s post at ePluribus Media:
The Ides of December:
Smoke, Mirrors and War Powers
Scary times, here in America. We’re flirting with fascism, people, and it remains to be seen if our Senators and Representatives will grow the necessary balls to stand up to George Bush and his band of thugs.
Don’t bend over for Bush. Let your Senators and Representatives know how you feel!
D.
Reprinted in full by Tennessee Guerilla Women, Maureen Dowd’s latest column, “Hot Monkey Love,” is packed with sizzling one-liners:
But this time, [President Bush] may want to think twice before strapping on a Texas-shaped belt buckle. W. might inadvertently conjure up images of Bushback Mountain.
The High Plains, one of the few remaining arenas where men were men, may now evoke something more ambiguous, like men with men. After “Brokeback Mountain,” pitching that pup tent on the prairie will never seem the same.
Can a culture built on laconic cowboys like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood survive one rough-hewn cowboy crooning to another, as Jake Gyllenhaal’s Jack Twist tells Heath Ledger’s Ennis Del Mar, “Sometimes I miss you so much, I can hardly stand it,” and, “I wish I knew how to quit you”?
Everything will have to be re-evaluated. “High Plains Drifter” now sounds like a guy who might get arrested in a bus station bathroom. And audiences may be ready for “The Good, the Bad and the Bad Hair Day.”
Hollywood is busy sensitizing – and emotionally layering – archetypal macho guys, including our most famous alpha male. He’s still strong and decisive. His back’s as hairy as ever*. But it’s just not the same Kong.
This lovable overgrown monkey is more like the brooding, wounded and steadfast romantic heroes Heathcliff and Rick Blaine. Like Jane Austen’s Mr. Darcy, Peter Jackson’s big ape goes for gals with spunk. He likes babes who juggle more than jiggle.
This gorilla doesn’t go around tossing “gorilla dust,” as Ross Perot used to call it, just to get into another alpha’s space. He doesn’t look for a T. Rex simply to rip its jaws apart – he only protects his loved ones. He’d rather hang out on his mountain, enjoying the sunset and watching his gal juggle and do pratfalls.
And much, much more.
D.
*Maybe I have a chance as a romantic lead after all.
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Apologies to those of you who dislike political posts, but there’s too much going on lately for me to ignore.
Meet the Bobbsie twins:
Props to Senate Democrats for growing a pair (several pairs, actually) yesterday. They defeated the extension of George W. Bush’s Patriot Act, and thank heavens for that.
Snip from the Yahoo News article linked above:
“We need to be more vigilant,” agreed Sen. John Sununu, a Republican from New Hampshire, where the state motto is “Live Free or Die.” He quoted Benjamin Franklin: “Those that would give up essential liberty in pursuit of a little temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security.”
Meanwhile, as long as we’re on the subject of liberty, Dubya is taking some much-needed heat for his program of warrantless wiretaps of American citizens. Bipartisan disgust in Little Brother’s tactics will undoubtedly lead to Congressional hearings. Another snip from Yahoo News:
“There is no doubt that this is inappropriate,” declared Republican Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. He promised hearings early next year.
This 2002 article at the History News Network, entitled “J. Edgar Ashcroft?” by Marjorie Cohn, covers the comparison of Hoover’s America versus America post-9/11. We’ve learned a lot since then; perhaps most significantly, we’ve learned that Bush himself authored many of the current civil rights violations.
Full coverage at The Huffington Post, with interesting commentary at The Washington note here and here. Finally, over at Daily Kos, SusanG reports that in Bush’s radio address, “Bush acknowledged authorizing warrantless eavesdropping on U.S. citizens more than a dozen times – and he vowed to continue to do so.”
Snip:
“This authorization is a vital tool in our war against the terrorists. It is critical to saving American lives. The American people expect me to do everything in my power, under our laws and Constitution, to protect them and their civil liberties and that is exactly what I will continue to do as long as I am president of the United States,” Bush said.
Protect them and their civil liberties? No one’s buying it, Little Brother.
D.
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patriot act, Civil Liberties, bush, wiretap, J. Edgar Hoover
“Posted this story to Daily Kos and immediately got 8 or 9 comments asking me to delete my post because CapitolBlue is not a reliable source, fwiw. Standing by my own comments, though.”
Guess we’ll know in the next day or two if this story has legs.)
Blue Gal, I don’t know how you do it, but this story you’ve sniffed out is truly remarkable.
From Doug Thompson’s post (Capitol Hill Blue):
GOP leaders told Bush that his hardcore push to renew the more onerous provisions of the [Patriot] act could further alienate conservatives still mad at the President from his botched attempt to nominate White House Counsel Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
“I don’t give a goddamn,†Bush retorted. “I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way.â€
“Mr. President,†one aide in the meeting said. “There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution.â€
“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,†Bush screamed back. “It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!â€
Be sure to read Thompson’s whole story, as well as Blue Gal’s commentary (both linked above). I’ve been too busy to see if Kos & the rest have picked this up yet, but . . . amazing, if true.
So . . . consider this story as a thoroughly unverified allegation. I’ll yank it if the story falls through.
D.
Lest you think I’ve been a lazy boy: yes, I’ve been working on my big mothah manuscript. My NaNo month left me a bit rusty as regards my novel, so I started over from scratch. I met and passed the 1/8 mark just a moment ago. Yippee!
Thumbnail description of The Brakan Correspondent, for those of you who aren’t intimately familiar with it already:
A respected newspaper journalist’s quest for the truth pits him against imperialistic aliens, his oppressive government, and cannon-wielding semi-intelligent pigs.
Sucks, doesn’t it? I prefer the blurb I gave over at pbw’s site once upon a time:
D r i f t g l a s s has a stirring meditation this morning on the State of the Union, with reference to the Batman mythos:
And if one were inclined in that direction, one could also see it [Batman Begins] as a Lost Liberal Parable for the 21st Century.
Thomas Wayne, who “nearly bankrupted Wayne Enterprises fighting poverty during the Depression†as the only-dimly-remembered Good Liberal Father (or perhaps even a genuine Compassionate Conservative, a species long gone extinct in our dark lands.)
A city that has lost faith in its own vision of itself.
A government where good men still exist, but corruption has so riddled its bones that even if the wanted to clean it up, “in a town this dirty, who’s there left to rat to?†When the President and all of his Men are rotting this nation from the head down, that sentiment could not be more apropos.
Read the whole post (link above).
I feel the darkness closing in, but I, too, refuse to give up hope.
D.
Seems to me The Daily Show has been off its game* ever since Stephen Colbert fissioned off to form The Colbert Report. Jon Stewart is putting out his best effort . . . oh, boy, is he trying hard. Last night, he had on some indie duo, the White Stripes, which made me bless my mute button.
Meanwhile, The Colbert Report has sparkled all week long. He launched on Monday with string theorist Brian Greene (paraphrasing: “So, to understand string theory, I’d need to first understand quantum mechanics and relativity, right? Explain all that in thirty seconds, if you would.”) On Tuesday, author Richard Preston (The Hot Zone; The Demon in the Freezer) went into excruciating detail about the bad form of smallpox — yes, you should be thankful if you only get run-of-the-mill smallpox — and on Wednesday, Stephen had fun with Katrina vanden Heuvel, publisher of The Nation. Last night, he and Richard Clarke riffed off one another . . .
. . . and Jon Stewart gave us White Stripes.
So, what happened? Did Colbert take the best writers with him, or (my suspicion) was he one of the Daily Show’s best writers?
My advice, which I base on fifteen years experience in the nasal mucus and ear wax business: expand your talent search, Jon, both for writers and reporters. Regarding the reporters: I love Rob Corddry and Samantha Bee, but the rest of ’em are weak links.
D.
*Case in point: last night, The Daily Show played a video clip of Dubya singing with a group of carolers. Watch the guy’s lips: he didn’t know the words of a common carol.
Did the writers capitalize on this video? Nope. It played without comment.
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T r u t h o u t has reprinted in full Bob Herbert’s NY Times Op-Ed piece on the Murtha debate. The drumbeat is getting louder, folks. When Condi Rice starts talking about troop withdrawal, you know the writing is on the wall.
Herbert’s conclusion is worth emphasizing (ah, but I fear I’m preaching to the choir):
We need to cut our losses in Iraq. The folly of the Bush crowd and its apologists is now plain for all to see. Congressman Murtha is right, the war is not sustainable. Even Republicans in Congress are starting to bail out on this impossible mission. They’re worried – not about the welfare of the troops, but about their chances in the 2006 elections.
To continue sending people to their deaths under these circumstances is worse than pointless, worse than irresponsible. It’s a crime of the most grievous kind.
Amen. And, may I add, it would be nice to see the responsible parties punished for their crimes?
D.
Technorati tags: bob herbert, Iraq War, Condi Rice
To Live and Shave in LA (great blog name, eh?) has reprinted NY Times’ Frank Rich’s Op Ed piece, Dishonest, Reprehensible, Corrupt . . . It’s behind the NY Times Select firewall, which I won’t pay for (Judy Miller) on general principle (Judy Miller).
Rich does his usual fine job summarizing the Administration’s falsehoods vis a vis the run up to war. To someone who has been following the news, there’s no new material here. Yet the punch line, delivered in the last two paragraphs, warrants emphasis. Quick snip:
“No debate about the past, of course, can undo the mess that the administration made in Iraq. But the past remains important because it is a road map to both the present and the future. Leaders who dissembled then are still doing so. [My emphasis — D.] Indeed, they do so even in the same speeches in which they vehemently deny having misled us then – witness Mr. Bush’s false claims about what prewar intelligence was seen by Congress and Mr. Cheney’s effort last Monday to again conflate the terrorists of 9/11 with those “making a stand in Iraq.” . . . . These days Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney routinely exaggerate the readiness of Iraqi troops, much as they once inflated Saddam’s W.M.D.’s.”
Did Cheney really think he could say, “We’re not going to sit by and let them rewrite history” and not expect it to get thrown back into his face?
Those who forget history . . .
On that last note, Rich offers up an interesting tidbit (which was news to me):
As Scott Shane reported in The New York Times last month, Vietnam documents are now off limits, too: the National Security Agency won’t make public a 2001 historical report on how American officials distorted intelligence in 1964 about the Gulf of Tonkin incident for fear it might “prompt uncomfortable comparisons” between the games White Houses played then and now to gin up wars.
It wasn’t that long ago that the victor had free rein to write its own history. Bush and Cheney think that rule still applies; but this is the Information Age, and history will not be written, rewritten, edited, or fabricated by the hands of a few dishonest men.
More from me later, droogs.
D.
Technorati tags: Frank Rich, Bush, Cheney
. . . to Jeff Huber for a fine run-down of the Friday news. Thanks to NaNoWriMo and that other time-consuming November activity, MyDamnedJob-o, I don’t get to surf the news as much as I would like. Thanks to Jeff, I don’t have to!
High points:
*Pennsylvania Congressman John Murtha, a Vietnam vet and retired Marine colonel, has called for the withdrawal of all American troops within the next six months. Speaker Dennis Hastert’s response:
“They would prefer that the United States surrender to terrorists who would harm innocent Americans,” Mr. Hastert said.
Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of squawking chickenhawks. Read the NY Times story here. While you’re at it, check out Jurassic Pork’s commentary, too.
*Renewal of the Orwellian Patriot Act may not see smooth sailing, thanks to a possible Democratic filibuster. We have Russ Feingold to thank for this (from the NY Times story):
“This is worth the fight,” Senator Russell D. Feingold, a Wisconsin Democrat who serves on the Judiciary Committee, said in an interview.
“I’ve cleared my schedule right up to Thanksgiving,” Mr. Feingold said, adding that he was making plans to read aloud from the Bill of Rights as part of a filibuster if necessary.
Go for it, Senator Feingold! Hell, make all the bastards miss Turkey Day. It’s worth it, all right.
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Shout for my wife:
Karen has written an interesting post on her late father’s rather odd past. His life story seems like something out of Vonnegut (a la Mother Night) or John Irving. Check it out.
D.