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Thirteen thirteens
Yes, SORRY, I admit it, I’m a lazy sack of poo, but I’m writing this on Wednesday night and I want to have time to work on my romance.
Current working title: Technical Virgin. Yes, there are similar titles on Amazon, but they look really unpopular.
Anyway, that’s why you’re getting a runty Thursday Thirteen. Without further ado, Thirteen Thirteens.
1. My thirteen-year-old psychodrama. I think this was the first post where I really hit my stride. The birth of my memoirist bullshit category.
2. World’s fugliest prom dress. Doesn’t have much to do with ‘thirteen,’ but it showed up on my thirteen search. Enjoy.
3. Proof that I have no shame. Honestly. Pretending my wife’s bent arm is a naked ass. I mean, really.
4. My first Thursday Thirteen, featuring frogs! Dirty jokes! Bedwetting, and more!
5. My second Thursday Thirteen, featuring: stripping for doctors; medical perversions; mathematical epiphanies, and the Voyage of the Damned.
6. Thirteen memories of food. You shouldn’t need any other incentive.
7. Ten celebrities I’d like to shag. What — you’re bitching that it’s not thirteen? Aw, hell, add the Brady Girls. Grown up, of course.
8. Thirteen gastronomic orgasms. And who knows gastronomic orgasms better than me?
9. Thirteen bad habits, featuring flatulence, cat-yelling, inferior driving habits, begging for sex, and things to horrible to repeat here.
10. Thirteen honeymoon memories.
11. Thirteen books I’ll never finish.
12. Thirteen things I wish I’d said to that nice young man who gave me the speeding ticket.
That one wasn’t bad, but then came Snape’s Thirteen . . .
13. Thirteen favorite potions. Hands down, my favorite thirteen.
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Dammit, that took longer than I thought it would. By the time I had typed up Jake’s homeschooling homework, written my review of The Book Thief, and written my Thirteen, it was almost 11. Jeez.
Doesn’t it just suck when taking the easy way out ends up taking longer than the hard way?
My TT‘s up, and I was lazy, too. Though it did involve walking back & forth from the living room and some googling.
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So much for taking the easy way out. LOL Very funny stuff!
Happy TT! Mine are up. 🙂
AS USUAL
off topic:
If you get any more rejections on your ms, you should watch this movie.
AS USUAL
off topic:
If you get any more rejections on your ms, you should watch this movie.
bugger. I hate html.
Kate, that was awesome. Major league BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!
Two words: piss midget!
A book is releasing next month with an identical title called “Technical Virgin”. For a book that’s not released, it’s ranked 200,000 on Amazon. That’s actually means it’s doing above average prior to release. You might want to rethink that title…