Thirteen favorite movie quotes

Let’s make it fun. I give you the quote, you name the movie. I’ll list the answers in the comments. Here we go . . . easy ones first. Extra points if you can name the characters.

1. Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

2. Great balls of fire. Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me sugar.

3. Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go! (Hint: Shop smart. Shop S-mart.)

4. Mom, Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s evil!

5. I’ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!

6. Q: If you’re the Devil, why don’t you make the straps disappear? A: That’s much too vulgar a display of power . . .

7. Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? (Hint: What knockers!)

8. Q: If you wanted to prove your side was right, Gabriel, so badly, why didn’t you just ask Him? Why didn’t you ask God? A: Because He doesn’t talk to me anymore.

9. I can’t believe I have a bunch of dead people watching videos in my living room.

10. I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.

Can you do that one without a hint?

No?

Hint: I love you, Honey Bunny.

11. I’m your sister, I’m your sister!

12. My mom’s been fuckin’ a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

13. No tears, please. It’s a waste of good suffering.

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Drop a note in the comments, and I’ll make up some funny sh!t about your 13:

Pat’s got triskadekaphilia. A shot of penicillin should fix that.

Thirteen great Doug Adams quotes from Darla. It’s Towel Day!

Trish’s son: a typical male.

Scarlett’s gonna get callouses if she goes to half these places.

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