Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Bet you always wondered what we keep beneath those lab coats.
Listen. Publishers. To sweeten the deal, I have arranged for my own cover art.
Yes, I know my heroine needs to make an appearance on the cover. Perhaps my publisher would be kind enough to photoshop her in?
D.
It looks like a best seller already. Though for a minute there, the way this picture came up, til I scrolled down, it looked like Fabio had boobs.
He has TEH MANTITTIES!
I believe the correct term is ‘moobs’.
And I, for one, am very, very glad my doc looks nothing like Fabio.
Harump! I really don’t like men who have better hair than me.
You need a better Romance Author name than ‘Douglas Hoffman’.
I vote for ‘Doug Hoffman’.
Or ‘Felicity Swoon’.
I could always feminize the middle name and swap it with the first: Scotti Douglas. How’s that?
Scotti Douglas works if you sign it with a little heart over the i.
(Beam me up, Scotti!)
Actually, ‘Scotti sounds (or actually looks) more like the name of some kind of pasta or Italian crisp cookie. But the heart would help.
(pause)I just googled it. Now I know one more useless fact.
I can’t remember if you ever told me Ms. Canada’s reaction to the manuscript.
That’s because she has been a very lazy girl and not read it yet.
I shall chastise her roundly. A spanking is perhaps in order.
There are even instructions in the manuscript! Or, at least, some suggested applications . . .