Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
A taste for human flesh
Can’t remember how we got onto the topic, but this morning I told Michelle about my short story, “Sex and the Single Wendigo,” and she asked me to post it. Here you go.
Despite the title of this post, this is NOT a disgusting, gory story. Much. It’s funny. No, really, it is.
Let me know what you think.
D.
Your mind is wonderful strange, Doug.
Burp.
Satisfying.
Too funny.
M
i found that story absolutely fabulous. I want to be her so badly actually I am alot like her already. Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you guys. I hope you know that. Especially you, Kali. When are you coming back into my life?
Y’know, I think the dramatically different first version of this was the first thing of yours I ever read. And the first time I realized men sometimes shave their boys for reasons other than vasectomies.
And it was the first time I ever hear the term “camel toes”. Except for when it means toes on camels.
Yeah, Mo, you were with me from the beginning on this — back when it was “Drive” and it was all Neil Calvert’s story, except I had a character and no story.
And you’ve never let me forget the shaved ‘nads.
I love it.
You do enjoy those man-eating females.
I seem to remember reading that one before… or have I only heard of it? I may be conflating it with the one about the high-school girl dating the monster, or something…
Yeah, that would be “My Troll Lover,” which has/had potential, but I haven’t looked at it in a long while.
This one, I think, was a good deal more successful as a short story.