And I’m not talking about bullying — Jake’s at a Catholic high school, so there’s none of that. Unless you count what the teachers are doing.
I popped my head in to see how he was doing. I suspect he was sleeping, but he denied it. He has to finish reading a chapter in his American History text, and it looks like he has about 10 more densely worded pages to go. It’s 10:30 and he still has assignments for Biology and Spanish due tomorrow. And he has a four to seven page paper due on Friday for Theology.
Used to be he was chronically sleep deprived because he’d be up all hours surfing the net. Now he’s chronically sleep deprived because he’s inundated with homework. Is this necessary? Really? I think my high school did a great job preparing me for Berkeley, and I know I didn’t work half as hard as Jake is working now. Well, maybe half as hard. I still had time for leisure reading. And for a girlfriend.
It’s the sleep deprivation that bugs me the most, perhaps because it’s something I understand only too well, having had lots of experience with it during training and from time to time thereafter. My episodic bouts of insomnia occur frequently enough that I am always at least a little bit grateful when I have six or seven uninterrupted hours of rest. I think Jake’s youth is getting him through this, but at what cost? At the very least, he hasn’t the time to join me at the gym.
He’s been slow to do his online Driver’s Ed, and now I’m thinking it’s a good thing he doesn’t have his license. I don’t think he’d be safe to drive, not when he’s been up all night working.
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) – TLC reality show “59 Kids and Counting” may soon need a new name. Arkansas couple Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar appeared with their burgeoning clan on NBC’s “Today” show Tuesday and announced they are expecting their 60th child in April.
Eighty-five-year-old Michelle Duggar said she’s in good physical shape and that she’s not worried, despite complications during her last pregnancy that led to the premature birth of their youngest child two years ago. She says she’s made it through her first trimester safely.
The couple has said they don’t use birth control. Michelle Duggar says she didn’t necessarily expect to get pregnant again and that she and her husband are excited to welcome the new addition to the family.
“If it’s a boy, he’ll be, oh, J-something,” said Jim Bob. “And if it’s a girl, she’ll be, ah, J-something-else.”
The couple confided that in recent years, megadoses of estrogen for Michelle and electrostimulative ejaculation for Jim Bob have been helpful assists to conception.
“My trips to the clinic give me something to look forward to every month,” said Jim Bob.
“With today’s advanced hormonal techniques, the sky’s the limits!” Michelle enthused. “The good Lord willing, I may have another twenty before St. Peter greets me at the Holy Gates!”
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On our honeymoon (Christmas, 1984), we did the European museum thing — the Louvre, the Musée de l’Orangerie, the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, the Salzburg Museum, and the Neue Pinakothek in Munich. What stood out the most from all of those museums was Franz von Stuck’s Die Sünde:
If anything brings me back to Munich, it’ll be this painting.
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Oh, nay.
I’ve been playing Globs, an insanely addictive game in which you merge with colored spheres by flipping to their color. The goal is to clear the board in 25 moves or less, and — here’s the real hook — your score doubles for the moves you have left over under 25. The piddly 2 points per sphere you get as a base score is nothing; it’s the geometrical growth of your score that drives gameplay. The board starts relatively small, but by level six you have 14 by 14 grid. At 14 by 14, you have to either be lucky or put in some brainpower to clear the board in under 25 moves.
In my defense, I do come home tired at the end of the day, and it’s tough overcoming the potential energy hill to get into writing mode. It’s much easier to play Globs. Easier to play Globs than to play World of Warcraft. Amazing, eh?
I’ve been trying to crack the top ten on the daily high scores list. To do so, you need a score at least in the quadrillions (which, amazingly, you can reach by level 20 with some skill and luck). And I finally managed to do that just a moment ago, only to discover that the high scores list is disabled. I wonder if that’s enough to kill my addiction?
The game has been permeating my brain. A few days ago I found myself in bed in the middle of the night in a limbo state, half asleep, half awake, and I was flipping my own color to merge with the bed, the floor, the room . . . It might have been interesting to merge with the universe, all very Zen of me, but I was up to merging with the room when I realized what I was doing and kicked myself out of bed and had a good pee. The Buddha peeing beside me was having a good laugh at my expense, so I elbowed him in the ribs and he peed all over his own bare feet. Touché!
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It never fails to amaze me how much “show” it takes to convey the information in 100 words of “tell.” I’m guessing the ratio is something like 10:1.
Yup, just checked. I eliminated two paragraphs of “tell” with 2700+ words of show. That’s more than 10:1.
In fairness, I accomplished a hell of a lot more in those 2700+ words than I did with those 200+ words. But I’m still wondering what to do with something like 2000 more words of “tell” — which was a hell of a lot of political exposition. And I know that I just need to man up and cut the stuff. Very little of it is truly essential.
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So I’m trying to use Google Earth to check out some of the neighborhoods in the Washington DC area, and guess what? When I zoom in, I don’t see details on the homes or buildings. It’s like I’m looking at some kid’s Lego model of Capitol Hill.
Seriously. At first I thought, “Gee, the houses on this little inlet of Chesapeake Bay look similar. And, wow, they’re all painted white?”
If you have Google Earth, go take a look at Capitol Hill. Named buildings like the Library of Congress have greater detail than other places, but they’re still fakes.
Maybe there is no Capitol Hill. Maybe it’s all one giant sound stage. Maybe after the War of 1812, DC was never rebuilt.
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Internet research on World War II led me to a list of “best WW II movies of all time,” which I can’t find at the moment, but which contained a lot of obvious choices (Bridge over the River Kwai, for example) and some films I’d never heard of before. Enter Come and See, of which the list-writer raved, so I thought what the hell. And put it on my Netflix queue.
Tried to watch it tonight. It was incomprehensible to me, perhaps because there’s a vocabulary at play that I do not understand. I noted many sequences of screaming, there were people running around, there was our protagonist looking empty and/or horrified, and things kept getting worse and worse.
It was the best movie I’ve ever fast-forwarded through.
That Wikipedia article has a quote from one of the screenwriters:
I understood that this would be a very brutal film and that it was unlikely that people would be able to watch it.
Yup.
I wanted to appreciate this film. I really did. But I couldn’t even manage to watch it beyond the first half.
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