The hand that feeds

This is an old story from last May, but since some of you aren’t Trent Reznor fans, you may have missed it.

Trent’s band, Nine Inch Nails, had a spot on the MTV Movie Awards. They wanted Trent to perform The Hand that Feeds, the lead single from his new album, With Teeth.

Trent asked that a photo of George W. Bush be used as a backdrop for his performance.

Well, maybe not that photo. In fact, Trent has stated that the photo would have been “unaltered and straightforward”. I like the George-flipping-bird photo because it reminds us all what an uncouth jackass the man is.

Anyway, MTV refused to let NIN do this, saying it would politicize the Awards. Trent, stand-up guy that he is, pulled out of the festivities. Read more about this here.

Why did Trent want George’s mug as a backdrop? Oh, maybe because the song is all about Dubya. Here’s a bit of lyrics, and you can find the whole song here.

You’re keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you’re told
But inside your heart it is black and it’s hollow and it’s cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade’s
A charade
And behind it all there’s a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine

Chorus.

D.

Why it pays to go to a board certified ear, nose, and throat doctor

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Meanwhile, over at Chelicera, Karen reviews the gruesome history of the Mississippi Flood of 1927. (Don’t freak over the title. She’s being sarcastic. Or ironic. One of those.)

Those who don’t remember history are condemned to repeat it, right?

D.

Blacks in America are Just a Tad Paranoid

“It didn’t really matter if these people were uncomfortable. It didn’t really matter if they were starving. It probably wouldn’t have really mattered a whole lot if a lot of ’em had died for one reason or another. They were gonna keep their laborers and that’s just ruthless contempt for human beings.” *

Where is this from? The speaker is talking about thousands of poor blacks who were surrounded by floodwaters from a broken levee. A few white people were stranded with them. Transportation was available with room to evacuate all the flood victims but only the whites were taken to safety. The blacks were left behind without food, water or shelter. Eventually they were put in refugee camps patrolled by the armed National Guardsmen. A Republican in charge of federal government relief efforts engaged in a coverup of the refugee scandal.

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Anticipation

I’m floating along on pre-call nerves, the jitters I used to feel on the night before a surgical admitting call day. If my buddy Bruce is out there reading this, he knows what I’m talking about. For the rest of you, let me see if I can describe it a bit better.

You know you’re untouchable for one last night. Sure, tomorrow will be hell, but you might as well kick back and enjoy your freedom while you have it. Except you can’t, because you know how bad it’ll be.

Once call starts, it’s not as bad as you thought it would be. You’re busy as hell, so busy you don’t have time to feel much of anything. But that pre-call anticipation is a bitch.

I hadn’t heard anything from Louisiana DHH today, so I called the number on Otter’s blog. The woman there directed me to some sort of odd locum tenens website, so I bailed on that. Instead, I went to this cheerful Federal DHHS site and filled out their form. Now, I wait.

Here’s the fun stuff (not) from that site:

They really need coroners, medical examiners, dental forensic experts, and morticians.

In case the volunteer has any unrealistic expectations, they state:

**Please be advised that individuals must be healthy enough to function under field conditions.

This may include all or some of the following:

12 hour shifts
Austere conditions (possibly no showers, housing in tents)
No air conditioning
Long periods of standing
Sleep accommodations on bed roll
Military ready to eat meals
Portable toilets

Hmm. Sounds like surgical internship without the 36-hour call shifts. I can do that.

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Question to you technologically savvy folks (Pat, I know you can help me here): if this actually happens, I want to keep blogging. How can I do this? Assume that I can’t take my laptop and have no ready access to electricity. Please don’t tell me I have to text message from my cell phone.

Yeah, Kate, I probably ought to ask Otter how he does it, huh?

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My three-year-old female patient has a thing for boogers. Insert finger into nose, transfer to mouth, repeat. I could have set my watch to it.

“Why do you want to do that?” I said. “There are much better things in the world to eat. Oh, like pretzels, for example. Do you like pretzels?”

She nods.

“Aren’t pretzels tastier than boogers?”

She shakes her head.

My logical train of thought just derailed.

D.

OMIGOD. Karen just pointed me towards this post on Steve’s blog. Get a load of the photo. Oh holy sheee-it.

Karen’s comment, “Oh, don’t get so upset. He probably just ate a poodle.”

Yeah, that’s my wife. Don’t dare suggest, “He probably just munched a few spiders.” Oh, no.

I wasn’t going to say anything yet, but . . .

Karen insists. With all the bright people reading your blog, she says, someone might have some good advice.

I’ve decided I want to volunteer my services in Louisiana. Lots of great reasons to do it, and only one reason not to — the financial hit.* We have one big concern: this Salt Lake Tribune story, which Jeff excerpted at Pen and Sword, and which Steve Gilliard has spotlighted, also. Seems the government is not beyond using volunteers to bolster its worrisome PR problem.

Mind you, I don’t know if they will even want an ear, nose, and throat doctor, but if they want me, I’m available. I sent off an email a few hours ago to Louisiana DHH, giving them my contact information and a brief CV, but I haven’t heard back yet. I’m hesitant to contact the Federal DHHS because of the concerns (above). I’d rather talk to the State DHH first.

Here’s the question. What can I do ahead of time to make sure I’m used in an appropriate manner, and that I’m not used for some asshat’s photo op? Is it enough to get reassurances over the phone?

D.

*As a solo private practitioner, two weeks away from the practice is one big chunk of change. So I spoke with my parents, and they’ll back us up financially if we run into a crunch. (Thanks, M & D!) Which seems inevitable, given the way we’re hemorrhaging money into our home remodel. Which is also why we have no savings at the moment.

It hasn’t escaped me that it’s preposterous to worry about the home remodel when these folks don’t have homes anymore.

P.S. One of the good things about homeschooling Jake: I have control over his homework assignments.

Correct the following sentence.

George W. Bush said, “This ain’t my problem. Its someone else’s.”

The fundamental frequency of guy thought

From Monica Jackson’s blog, The Way There:

“Okay, tell me the truth. Do you ever go to the grocery store or somewhere like that, and count the guys you’d possibly sleep with in a ratio to the ones who are ick, and work it out mathematically—and figure out when is the highest likelihood of the greatest concentration of fuckable men at particular grocery store at any one time?”

Thank you for asking this question, Monica. Why? Cuz I never would have guessed that women think this way. Guys, yes. Beginning at puberty, sex never leaves our brains (except for a thirty minute interval after each orgasm).

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Quien es mas lindo?

One Saturday afternoon in 1982, I watched The Sting with Karen and her two roommates, Kira and Suzie.

“So,” I said, “who is cuter, Newman or Redford?”

Take a moment to answer that one for yourself. Even if you’re a guy. Especially if you’re a guy, cuz the point of this exercise . . . well, hell, let’s not get too pedantic just yet. Guys? Ask your wife this question. Try to predict what she’ll answer.

I figured it had to be Newman. Those blue eyes, that chiseled facial bone structure. (Great bones do it for me every time. I still have wood with Lauren Bacall’s name on it.) But, no. All three picked Redford.

Even then, twenty-two years ago, Redford had a white raisin thing going. And now look at the two of them.

Newman first.

That was taken last year. Still looks damned good, don’t you think?And now get a load of Redford.

Tragic. He really should have stayed out of the sun. Not so cute now, is he?Back to Karen, Kira, and Suzie. I asked them what they found so attractive in Redford, and learned something that shocked me. Words like boyish, innocent, and vulnerable were bandied about. Truth was, they all wanted to mother him.Over the years, I’ve asked many women the Redford vs. Newman question. For every woman who says Newman, I’ll get about three who say Redford. Is it possible that Newman’s success is due to his sex appeal to men? Or am I hanging out with women who have unnaturally strong maternal impulses?

It still baffles me, this question of what women find attractive or unattractive in certain men. Miss Snark has femwood for George Clooney. Maureen’s nipples go stiff over Al Pacino. Meanwhile, the Bitches keep ripping on poor Fabio. (See, Beth? I worked in a Fabio reference!)

This question is important to me, since I enjoy writing strong female characters. These female leads have been mutant parakeets and giant spiders, but eventually I mean to get back to Homo sapiens. When I do, I’d better have a grip on the feminine mystique.

So, help me out, y’all. Here are some pairings of famous duos. Tell me who is cuter and why. To keep from prejudicing things, I’ll save my opinions until the end.

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More Hurricanes

There are two possible storms brewing, a low-pressure area off the east coast of Florida, and one south of Bermuda. The Florida one has a good chance that it will turn into a tropical depression or worse. If another hurricane hits the U.S., I don’t see how emergency services will be able to cope. With the Bush Administration in charge, the results will be horrifying.

Even if this particular system doesn’t turn nasty, the height of hurricane season is coming up. NOAA is predicting 6 more hurricanes and, historically, 1 of 3 hurricanes hit the U.S. So, statistics indicate a good chance for 2 more hurricanes to pummel the Gulf states. People who live in those areas should gather together an emergency kit to cope with another disaster. This link gives a list of supplies for the kit.

Other kinds of donations

My thanks go to Beth for the idea of sending much needed supplies to aid the refugees. I did some web surfing and found this website for the Baton Rouge Area Foundation. A moment ago, I spoke with a woman there, who told me the following items are much needed (in no particular order):

Toothbrush, toothpaste
Soap
Water
Deodorant
Diapers
Feminine hygiene products
Baby formula
Underwear
Towels
Blankets

Contributions should be clearly marked “Katrina Disaster Relief”. Here’s the address and phone number:

Salvation Army
7361 Airline Highway
Baton Rouge, LA 70805
(225) 355-4483

The link above (to BRAF) has information for a number of other agencies who are accepting material donations. I would encourage you to call first and find out what they need.

Nothing wrong with monetary donations, of course (we contributed to the National Food Bank), but somehow this feels more helpful. Probably an irrational impulse, but it wouldn’t be my first.

D.

Quick AM followup to that last story

If you trust the New York Times, AP really did misreport the story on the first release. The police didn’t kill any of the Army contractors:

The convoy, which included officials from the Army Corps of Engineers and was being escorted by a group of police officers on an anti-looting detail, was crossing the Danziger Bridge, 10 miles northeast of the French Quarter, when the shots were fired.

W. J. Riley, the assistant superintendent of police in New Orleans, said a gunfight ensued between the police and a group of six men.

“All our officers said the assailants all had guns,” Mr. Riley said. Later, he said all the assailants were “neighborhood thugs.”

“Five of the subjects were shot,” he said. “Two were killed, three were wounded.” The sixth gunman was arrested and charged with attempted murder of a police officer, but none of the gunmen were identified.

Okay, that’s it for the news. Not even 8 AM and, thanks to Kate’s link to this story about Americans not holding Boosh accountable, I’m already depressed.

Back to creating funny business.

D.