{"id":924,"date":"2006-05-25T08:00:44","date_gmt":"2006-05-25T16:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=924"},"modified":"2007-01-01T10:57:09","modified_gmt":"2007-01-01T18:57:09","slug":"thirteen-favorite-movie-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=924","title":{"rendered":"Thirteen favorite movie quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s make it fun. I give you the quote, you name the movie. I&#8217;ll list the answers in the comments. Here we go . . . easy ones first. Extra points if you can name the characters.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.<\/strong> Leave the gun, take the cannolis.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Great balls of fire. Don&#8217;t bother me anymore, and don&#8217;t call me sugar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Yo, she-bitch! Let&#8217;s go! (<em>Hint:<\/em> Shop smart. Shop S-mart.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. <\/strong>Mom, Dad! Don&#8217;t touch it! It&#8217;s evil!<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> I&#8217;ve seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Q:<\/strong> If you&#8217;re the Devil, why don&#8217;t you make the straps disappear? <strong>A:<\/strong> That&#8217;s much too vulgar a display of power . . .<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong> Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? (<em>Hint:<\/em> What knockers!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Q:<\/strong> If you wanted to prove your side was right, Gabriel, so badly, why didn&#8217;t you just ask Him? Why didn&#8217;t you ask God? <strong>A:<\/strong> Because He doesn&#8217;t talk to me anymore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong> I can&#8217;t believe I have a bunch of dead people watching videos in my living room.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.<\/strong> I ain&#8217;t Jewish, I just don&#8217;t dig on swine, that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n<p>Can you do that one without a hint?<\/p>\n<p>No?<\/p>\n<p><em>Hint:<\/em> I love you, Honey Bunny.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11.<\/strong> I&#8217;m your sister, I&#8217;m your sister!<\/p>\n<p><strong>12.<\/strong> My mom&#8217;s been fuckin&#8217; a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13.<\/strong> No tears, please. 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I give you the quote, you name the movie. I&#8217;ll list the answers in the comments. Here we go . . . easy ones first. Extra points if you can name the characters. 1. Leave the gun, take the cannolis. 2. Great balls of fire. 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