{"id":64,"date":"2005-05-15T13:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T21:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2006-02-10T20:44:09","modified_gmt":"2006-02-11T04:44:09","slug":"clear-and-crisp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"Clear and crisp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the liner notes to Garbage&#8217;s new CD, Bleed Like Me:<\/p>\n<div><font color=\"blue\">Special thanks to Dr. Peak Woo for rescuing my voice.<\/font><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s from lead singer Shirley Manson&#8217;s acknowledgments, and it&#8217;s the first line.  She&#8217;s referring to Mt. Sinai laryngologist (voice specialist) <a href=\"http:\/\/directory.mssm.edu\/faculty\/facultyInfo.php?id=28313&#038;deptid=27\">Peak Woo<\/a>, one of the superstars in my biz.<\/p>\n<p>Voice is an interesting subspecialty, populated by egomaniacs, ex-Rock&#8217;n&#8217;rollers, and cross-dressers. And that&#8217;s just what&#8217;s rumored. God only knows what&#8217;s actually true. And these docs have clout. I know of at least one instance in which a laryngologist affected the course of a presidential election (can&#8217;t stump if you can&#8217;t talk).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all the patient&#8217;s fault, naturally. In the case of the presidential candidate, his doctor blamed the surgical failure on his patient&#8217;s unwillingness to give up cigars. Some folks, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiponline.com\/artist\/music\/m\/matthew_good_band\/interview\/100200ii.html\">Matthew Good<\/a>, follow their doctor&#8217;s advice. They give up smoking, hydrate like crazy, and work with voice coaches or speech therapists to learn to avoid bad vocal habits. Others, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andgor.com\/Gallery%20Pages\/axelrose.html\">Axel Rose<\/a> (click on the link. Really), thumb their noses at their docs.<\/p>\n<p>Not that I know this for a fact. Maybe that&#8217;s Axel&#8217;s real voice.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who aren&#8217;t BBSers, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newshounds.us\/2005\/05\/06\/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more\">here&#8217;s a link to an interview transcript you have to read.<\/a> Alan Colmes interviewed anti-abortion activist Neal Horsley on his (Colmes&#8217;s) FOX News radio program. Horsley (snicker . . . snicker . . . whinny) reveals his affection for farm animals.<\/p>\n<p>This sort of thing humbles me as a writer. You just can&#8217;t make up stuff this good.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the liner notes to Garbage&#8217;s new CD, Bleed Like Me: Special thanks to Dr. Peak Woo for rescuing my voice. That&#8217;s from lead singer Shirley Manson&#8217;s acknowledgments, and it&#8217;s the first line. She&#8217;s referring to Mt. Sinai laryngologist (voice specialist) Peak Woo, one of the superstars in my biz. Voice is an interesting subspecialty,&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=64\">Continue Reading Clear and crisp<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-barbarous-craft","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}