{"id":5325,"date":"2011-05-04T20:27:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=5325"},"modified":"2011-05-04T20:27:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:27:05","slug":"not-a-terrible-photo-of-yours-truly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=5325","title":{"rendered":"Not a terrible photo of yours truly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We had our quarterly face-to-face Chiefs meeting down in Pasadena today, so I took the opportunity to have dinner with my sister. Shot I took of her was one of them candid photos, so I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d appreciate me reproducing it here. My photo, on the other hand, was not half bad.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/imag00031-612x1024.jpg\" alt=\"imag00031\" title=\"imag00031\" width=\"306\" height=\"512\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/imag00031-612x1024.jpg 612w, https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/imag00031-179x300.jpg 179w, https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/imag00031.jpg 1952w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We ate at Continental Burger. The waiter claimed he remembered me &#8220;from 20 years ago.&#8221; Why? &#8220;Because you have such a beautiful face.&#8221; He also claimed to have worked at Continental Burger for fifty years. We weren&#8217;t sure what to make of him, but he seemed harmless enough. Occurs to me only now that I should have posed in a photo with him, my old pal from 20 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had our quarterly face-to-face Chiefs meeting down in Pasadena today, so I took the opportunity to have dinner with my sister. Shot I took of her was one of them candid photos, so I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d appreciate me reproducing it here. My photo, on the other hand, was not half bad. We ate&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=5325\">Continue Reading Not a terrible photo of yours truly<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pix","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5328,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5325\/revisions\/5328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}