{"id":431,"date":"2005-12-21T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=431"},"modified":"2006-02-26T21:38:48","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T05:38:48","slug":"to-my-reader-in-massachusetts-who-found-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"To my reader in Massachusetts, who found me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by searching Yahoo for<\/p>\n<p>ball squeezing sex play<\/p>\n<p>You know, if you want that sort of thing, you need only ask.<\/p>\n<div>***<\/div>\n<p>But not right now. No one&#8217;s balls are getting squeezed, not even my own. My back aches, I haven&#8217;t even begun to think about what I&#8217;m going to make for dinner tonight, and I&#8217;m tired, even though all I&#8217;ve done is<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>one load of laundry<\/li>\n<li>washed last night&#8217;s dishes<\/li>\n<li>cleaned the litter box &#8212; AGAIN (what is it about cats? Don&#8217;t they ever stop?)<\/li>\n<li>threw out several million bags of trash<\/li>\n<li>unpacked one of the remaining moving boxes so that Jake could play Impossible Creatures<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;ve caught up on all of your blogs, commented on many of them, and haven&#8217;t even cracked open my manuscript. Here I thought I&#8217;d be editing like crazy in my time off.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a question:<\/p>\n<p>Have any of you NaNoWriMo-ers hit perma-snag with your manuscript? I can&#8217;t find the motivation to reread it, let alone finish it. I&#8217;d like to think this is because I&#8217;m so disciplined, I&#8217;d rather edit Brakan Correspondent, but see two paragraphs ago.<\/p>\n<p>One last thought before I brave the supermarket. <a href=\"http:\/\/atrios.blogspot.com\/2005_12_18_atrios_archive.html#113520201088333165\">Go over to Atrios<\/a> and take the &#8220;Does President Bush deserve to be impeached&#8221; MSNBC opinion poll. 89% say yes! Too bad the poll is unscientific.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by searching Yahoo for ball squeezing sex play You know, if you want that sort of thing, you need only ask. *** But not right now. No one&#8217;s balls are getting squeezed, not even my own. My back aches, I haven&#8217;t even begun to think about what I&#8217;m going to make for dinner tonight, and&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=431\">Continue Reading To my reader in Massachusetts, who found me<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writers-life","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}