{"id":3787,"date":"2009-07-13T21:42:06","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T05:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=3787"},"modified":"2009-07-13T21:42:06","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T05:42:06","slug":"first-day-of-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=3787","title":{"rendered":"First day of work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can I possibly express the delight I find in waking up at a reasonable hour (7 AM), driving a mere 15 minutes to get into the office, and finishing work with enough time to spare that I was able to shop for groceries, put in 60 minutes on the elliptical trainer, make dinner, and eat it &#8212; all by 7 PM? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s as if I had tunneled into an alternate universe where people work like 19th Century factory drones, 18 hours a day or whatever, with only enough time to catch a little sleep before it starts all over again . . . and now I&#8217;ve tunneled back into the civilized 21st Century. That long commute was <em>evil<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And if all that weren&#8217;t awesome enough, I found a decent barbecue joint at lunch today. Melt-in-your-mouth pulled pork: why haven&#8217;t I ever managed to make pulled pork that tender? <\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can I possibly express the delight I find in waking up at a reasonable hour (7 AM), driving a mere 15 minutes to get into the office, and finishing work with enough time to spare that I was able to shop for groceries, put in 60 minutes on the elliptical trainer, make dinner, and eat&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=3787\">Continue Reading First day of work<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-barbarous-craft","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3788,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions\/3788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}