{"id":305,"date":"2005-10-20T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T06:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=305"},"modified":"2006-03-25T13:11:25","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T21:11:25","slug":"dammit-i-was-certain-id-be-inigo-montoya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"Dammit, I was certain I&#8217;d be Inigo Montoya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tk421.net\/character\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"152\" height=\"227\" border=\"2\" alt=\"Which Fantasy\/SciFi Character Are You?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tk421.net\/character\/sheridan.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tk421.net\/character\/\">Which Fantasy\/SF dumbass are you?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m John Sheridan. Who the fV(k? I never watched Babylon 5. How could I be like this dweeb?<\/p>\n<p>Karen got Jean Luc Picard and Jake got Wesley Crusher. Somehow, I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m in the right family. (I was kinda hoping Karen would get Seven of Nine, but no such luck.)<\/p>\n<p>On a lighter note, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sky.com\/skynews\/article\/0,,30000-10447559,00.html\">this image<\/a> made me feel all warm and cozy. (Beth, do NOT click on that link! It shows a small spider in a person&#8217;s ear canal. You&#8217;ve been warned.)<\/p>\n<p>Okay, want some serious reading? Check out the post below.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which Fantasy\/SF dumbass are you? I&#8217;m John Sheridan. Who the fV(k? I never watched Babylon 5. How could I be like this dweeb? Karen got Jean Luc Picard and Jake got Wesley Crusher. Somehow, I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m in the right family. (I was kinda hoping Karen would get Seven of Nine, but no&hellip; <a class=\"continue\" href=\"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=305\">Continue Reading Dammit, I was certain I&#8217;d be Inigo Montoya<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-fearful-meme","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}