{"id":276,"date":"2005-10-08T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-08T16:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2006-03-25T13:30:08","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T21:30:08","slug":"will-write-romance-for-beer-pleeze-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"Will write Romance for beer $$. Pleeze help."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another winner from the Maureen Archives:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/dshoffman.com\/marketing.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Somehow, this <a href=\"http:\/\/dshoffman.blogspot.com\/2005\/08\/sociobiology-of-boobage-101.html\">does not remind me of boobage<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another winner from the Maureen Archives: Somehow, this does not remind me of boobage. D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pix","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}