{"id":2,"date":"2006-02-05T07:03:34","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T15:03:34","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-01-25T12:27:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T20:27:59","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"dshoffman\"No, it’s not attitude. It’s glare.<\/p>\n

I find it a bit silly, writing an “about me” post when I regularly spill my deepest darkests on the blog. Read enough, and you’ll know everything about me (except for credit card numbers and mother’s maiden name — sorry!)<\/p>\n

But if you’re just wondering who the hell I am, here’s the short form:<\/p>\n

Father, husband, writer, smart-ass, and doctor<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You can email me at: azureus at harborside dot com.<\/p>\n

Finally, for those of you lonesome for the old frogs,<\/p>\n

\"frog4\"<\/p>\n

They’re still going at it.<\/p>\n

D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No, it’s not attitude. It’s glare. I find it a bit silly, writing an “about me” post when I regularly spill my deepest darkests on the blog. Read enough, and you’ll know everything about me (except for credit card numbers and mother’s maiden name — sorry!) But if you’re just wondering who the hell I… Continue Reading About<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","radius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3448,"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/3448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ballsandwalnuts.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}