Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
An incredibly perceptive analysis
“I want to believe,” said the Rabbi Marc Gellman,
“But you atheists make my life wan.
I’d rather snort cole slaw with that doper Rush Limbaugh
Than find God in the sands of Iran.”
Neil Young said, “You rube, stop watching YouTube,
You’d be better off shaving your Bush.”
“Out of MySpace,” cried Reb Gellman,”you heathenous hellion.
Better music I make with my tush!”
Now, I could rhyme “erection” with “Singapore election,”
“Courtesan” with “Kaavya Viswanathan”,
and tout compris with the Crony Fairy,
Lord above, I can’t take it any more! You don’t want to know how long it took to write those measly 2 3/4 stanzas of lameass poetry.
I may be a Technorati whore, but I have limits.
D.
“Better music I make with my tush”
Eek.
I may be a Technorati whore, but I have limits.
After that line, I have my doubts. 🙂
Dean’s being a little harsh. You just shoulda made it a limerick.
Fixed it, Blue Gal 🙂