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Last call for orgasms
The other day, I asked you to email me your favorite orgasmic passages. Thus far, my in box is orgasm-free. I ask you: how would you like to have an orgasm-free in box?
Romance or other genres, I don’t care. Right now, I don’t even care if they’re your favorites, or merely examples of execrable writing. This will be a blast, people, but I need your help.
I need you. Smart Bitches Day needs you. Do it for the orgasms.
For my email addy, scroll down to the bottom of the Le Petit Mort, Redux post below.
And thank you.
D.
I put in a call for orgasms at my blog, but you may have to go trawling through literotica on your own, bub.
I just picked up a Susan Johnson/Thea Devine/Katherine O’Neal anthology Brava smut anthology “Taken by Surprise” to look through it . . .and boy2 came by and mocked the BEJEEBERS OUTTA ME. it’ll take some time for me to recover.
oh honest to pete these people are boooring.
here. From Susan Johnson, 80 of the brava anthology–punctuation included:
“A number of multiple orgasms were mutually enjoyed.
Although, he’d never felt as though he were dying when he’d come.
She, on the other hand, always felt as though she were dying when she came. But how would she know any better?”
Oh, that is baaad, Kate.
But, um, you were supposed to email it to me. Kinda shoots the surprise factor.
No matter — I thought of something else I could do.
I’m hoarding my orgasms, since my wife won’t let me have any. (Surfed in from Kate’s blog.).
She, on the other hand, always felt as though she were dying when she came. But how would she know any better?
Weirdest thing my aunt said the week she died, “I’m sure I’m not dying, because I’ve read so many books and stories with dying scenes that I’m sure I’d recognize it if it were happening to me.”
Eh, but the authors didn’t actually die while they were writing the scene…..
I still puzzle on that comment. She was so convinced that it was a logical explanation.
LOL! I paged through a Susan Johnson, too, to look for quotes. They were singularly boring. Sorry, Doug.
Next time, give us more of a warning. Somehow, it just didn’t seem like a good idea to try to collect orgasms at my mother-in-law’s. Even if she did inform me some years ago that women should have several orgasms a day for optimum sexual health.
Done. I forgot to search out a scene over the weekend — I don’t have a favorite, so I was going to find the purplest prose I could and send that. Instead, I’m sending a scene from the book I grabbed this morning to read on the train during the commute. Hope it’s not too late.
Hi folks. No, it’s not too late, mostly because I don’t think I’m going to be able to do SBD today. I’ll use what you send me for next Monday’s SBD (sorry, Beth).
“women should have several orgasms a day for optimum sexual health.”
Is that an average, or an absolute number? I’m not sure I can find the time every day …