Balls and Walnuts
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My ass is back
After working out three times a week for six weeks, including 35 to 45 minutes on the elliptical trainer at each workout, my ass has returned and is here to stay.
Sadly, the picture doesn’t do it justice. What you really need is FeelAround.
“It’s no good,” I told Karen. “It just looks like a standard skinny white guy’s ass. If my pants slipped any lower, I’d look like our plumber.”
“I’m sorry,” she said. “That’s the best of the dozen. I’m not taking any more.”
“You need to take a photo of it without all the clothing in the way.”
“No. Uh-uh. No way.”
“But –”
“Besides. You’d have to shave your ass, or else people still wouldn’t be able to see it.”
Okay. I’m game.
D.
Doug,
I think that one of the problems with this picture is that it is shot at a kind of side/oblique view that does not give the, uh, full picture.
To show your butt to it’s best advantage, wheedle Karen into to taking one from directly behind you. Peacefrog says that always makes his butt look bigger than a water buffalo’s;)
It would be be a full backal shot as opposed to a full frontal shot. Who knows? It might help.;)
Hedgehog
The jeans just don’t do your ass justice, I’m afraid. You need spandex.
red speedos. Do they make a jock strap that says “impeach” on it?
Figleaf can just eat his heart out.
you look like you’ve struck the pose for slap the butt and shout oo bayBEE.
Hi Doug,
Nice photo, shall I put it in the newsletter for your board member pic? hee hee
I saw your comment about the frogs, I left a comment for you. By the way, any fruit flies to spare??
Thanks, folks. I’ll get to work on the speedos.
Rae, sometimes I think that to you, I’m nothing but a pretty face attached to a fruit fly factory. Yup, I can bring over a culture.