Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Shamelessly pandering to the women in my audience
. . . plus, what is it? 10% of guys?
Check out The Pretty Boys Club if you want proof that gay guys have the best bodies.
As for why I’m looking at a gay blog: they’re the #3 humor blog at blogtopsites, and I like to check out the competition. All the competition.
Besides — those chiselled bodies serve to remind me that I would totally suck as a gay guy.
D.
PS:
From the Department of That’s Just Plain Wrong
On the subject of sucking, Atrios has an interesting snip regarding the Orthodox Jewish practice of metzitzah b’peh (oral suctioning of the infant penis after circumcision). I’d encountered that bit of trivia when I researched my recent post on circumcision, but I figured it had to be apocryphal. Guess not.
I read gay blogs because they are among the best written and of course, snarky. And thank God us girls win one every once in a while. And c’mon, teddy bear bellies are hot, it’s just that gay men lack imagination.
Which reminds me, I really have to get Faggoty-Ass Faggot back on my blogroll. That man is funny.
I would totally suck as a gay guy.
Well, that would be the point, now, wouldn’t it?
Yes, but if I totally sucked, that would, like, blow.
Okay, enough oral sex puns.
Sean Maher . . .*drool*
Oops. *wipes off keyboard* I meant to say: Yay for pandering to your female readers! It certainly made my morning ooo-they’re-so-pretty-and . . . and *droool*
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