Earlier tonight, Karen watched a German vampire lesbian art film.
Don’t believe me? Watch. (Warning — some nudity, some blood. But what did you expect from a German vampire lesbian art film?)
Jake and I accused her of watching vamporn.
I’m sorry I’ve been so quiet the last few days. This job search thing is getting me down. I should have things settled by tomorrow, but . . . but I’ve been saying that for the last two or three days. Meanwhile, my stomach is on the auto-digest cycle and my head feels like it’s being used as test material for a hydraulic press.
Meanwhile, my forensics and how-to-write-a-mystery books have arrived. Any time now, people will start calling me the hairy Sue Grafton. You just watch.