Our first chef has attitude to spare, no doubt because some jackass is taking her picture while she’s hanging onto a twenty-pound bird. Meet “Turkey,” by Ara Alexis.

She’s cute, don’t you think? I don’t know her, but I like her.
More turkey babes below the cut.
Ladies and gentlemen, the B-52s!!!

“Turkey Turkey,” by SheriDanIsCool.
There are, of course, babes from Turkey. “15,” by Turkish Coffee Delight:

We’re back home recovering from vacation. Great vacation, all around. I’ll have my own turkey-day pix to share a little later this evening.
D.