Balls and Walnuts
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7:02 PM. We had ham, buttermilk biscuits, and broccoli for dinner. The kitchen’s clean, so I’m rarin’ to live blog. Let’s see how long it takes for Shaina to show up.
7:07 PM. Yes, it would help if I kept my speaker on. Otherwise, how will I know when Shaina shows up? Oh, and Shaina’s Brother? Your little sister is safe with me. Seriously.
7:18 PM. Just spent the last 11 minutes finding out whatever happened to Vanessa Del Rio, the first Hispanic porn superstar. Hint: she’s alive and well — you go, Vanessa!
7:19 PM. and yup no one has shown up yet. It’s like y’all have lives or something.
7:29 PM. I’m looking at the Bitches’s Chink and Jewy cover again, cuz I’m preparing a 13 entitled, “Thirteen Intertubes that make me grin.” Bloody brilliant. My high school gf’s mom wasn’t a smoker, though (not to my knowledge). But I learned recently the woman liked me. She reeeally liked me. She just had to pretend she hated me.
7:38 PM. Ah, yeeeeessssss. My first victim visitor. PatJ.
8:31 PM. Pat had to leave. I’ll keep things on a while longer for the night owls. Meanwhile, I’m going to check out some Machinima.
8:33 PM. Live blogging live blogging . . . you know, the concept hinges on me actually being able to DO some live blogging . . . just thought I’d point that out 🙂
9:00 PM. Major faux pas. Blue Gal came on and I wasn’t here! BG, how do you want to punish me when you see me again? You choose!
9:15 PM. BG came back long enough to make me grovel. Thanks, BG! Now Suisan and I are dishing on Passover food.
9:33 PM. Poor Blue Gal was burned out from her Blogswarm. Suisan and Noxcat and I are talking about rodents. We all agree that MICE ARE CAT FOOD!
10:28 PM. And that’s it. We all faded out at about the same time. Nice long discussion about feeldoes and fuck-me furniture, cookies and seders and chili — oh, my!
Good night, everyone.
D.
I’m here and you aren’t paying aaany attention.
So… tonight we recline?
Looks like we just missed you, PS!
Darn it darn it!! I missed this AGAIN! I could’ve played…I think…no I don’t think I could. Eight hours of time difference. One day Doug, we’ll make this work.
awwww i’m sorry i didnt show up! lets see, at ten o’clock…i was probably reading. or downstairs hanging out with my friends. i didnt go to bed till 2:30…hooray for weekends!
if i’d known there was live blogging, though, i def would’ve stopped by. 🙁
Lyvvie, what time would I have to live blog to catch you Brits? Early afternoon?
Shaina, it wasn’t the same without you. We could have frightened you with feeldoes.
Fuck-me furniture, huh? Will it frighten the children/in-laew?
Here you go, SxK.
Oh, my!
Doug, I’m 8 hours ahead of you – so if on a Thursday or Friday, you could start at 4pm I’ll catch you as I come in from work. Otherwise, you could live blog at your midnight, and I’ll definitely be up by 8am. I could push for 6am if you weren’t such a nightowl.
Hope you had a nice weekend.
Next Saturday, I’ll shoot for an earlier start. Maybe interrupt it for dinner, then come back for my night owls!
What I want to know is, why is the sex furniture so expensive? Just because it can be?
I wonder if it’s copywrited. I feel a side business idea coming on…
The answer is: yes.
When we first opened our office, we decided we wanted stainless steel tables (not exam tables — just plain old tables for my gear). We got a great price from a culinary supply company. Same thing from a medical supply house was something like 4 times as expensive.