The Starr Tukhas Challenge!

If you want to see Kris

look like this

then you need to enter Dean Cochrane’s Nearly Naked Challenge. All it takes is some of your cold, hard cash, people, and Kris will strut her bikini-clad stuff!

(Kris, how much extra for the purple dye job?)


PS: Blogflux Pinger won’t ping for me anymore! I think it has something to do with my sexual content. Anyone know another pinging service I can use — one that is, perhaps, less discriminating?


  1. noxcat says:

    Hah! H=Better her than me!

  2. Dean says:

    Note that 1. Ms. Starr’s impending swimwear will probably contain fewer square inches of fabric than this one does, and 2. she will be in her back yard, which is considerably less tropical than location of this photograph.

  3. Walnut says:

    nox: what, you couldn’t do with some new swimwear?

    DN: Thanky thanky.

    Dean: Thought I would put up one of their more chaste selections — so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of my audience 😉

  4. Kris Starr says:

    so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of my audience


    Uh huh. You keep telling yourself that, Doug. And you know, I might do something like purple hair, if it was one of those temporary colours that washes out. Otherwise, I’m rather fond of my blondeliness. 😀

    And I’m a-waitin’, but that number doesn’t seem to be going up, now does it…?

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  6. Corn Dog says:

    I don’t think it was the sexual content. It was the severed heads on the table content. I think the sexual content has been stable for a number of months. At least that is my analysis of the situation. OH puh-leeze will someone get me an f’in job? Now, I’m analyzing whether I think you got booted from the ping for sex or cadavers. I really could do some computer analysis. Really folks.

  7. sxKitten says:

    Perhaps it’s the unfortunate juxtaposition of sex AND cadavers that earned Doug the boot.

  8. sxKitten says:

    PS. Kris, I’m pretty sure that colour comes in a temporary blend. My blond daughter has been eyeing it whenever we’re in Wal-Mart.