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This is what I get hanging around at Lilith’s blog.
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Duke Douglas the Edible of Chipping Sodbury Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
The Edible seems so apropos . . . considering the fact that tomorrow is Global Orgasm Day.
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Countess Renee the Careless of Wallop upon Deane thanks you for the post pimpage. (Funny, yesterday I was “Her Most Noble Lady Renee the Wholesome of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”I don’t know if I prefer being careless to wholesome, and I’m reasonably certain I have no plans to wallop Dean)
So – thanks to Duke Douglas – I’ve created Turtleduckingham.
I’m the current Viscountess Jennifer the Radiant of Lardle Midhoop. Post your title in my comments and you’re an official resident!
And I can’t wait for Global Orgasm Day. Oh – that’s today….isn’t it?
hey, Redd Turtle, i’m from lardle midhoop too! i’m Her Eminence the Very Viscountess Shaina the Bibulous of Lardle Midhoop! what does bibulous mean, i wonder?
but seriously, redd, are we cousins? sisters? rivals??
Ha, Shaina. Bibulous means “highly absorbant, generally relating to alcohol.” Must mean we are sisters. 🙂 Your name rocks.
Want me to add you to Turtleduckingham? You can visit yer-self if yous wish……
On second thought, maybe I shouldn’t mention alcohol…….just stick to absorbant. Although – is that any better?
[…] …since, thanks to Doug, I now know that my Peculiar Aristocratic Name is Bishop Lord Patrick the Glutinous: of Heffton St Mallet. Note that's "Glutinous", like "Pillsbury Dough-boy", as opposed to "Gluttonous", as in "Henry VIII". Not sure that it's really any better, mind you, just different. […]
Glad to know you’re all such grown-up boys and girls you can play nicely even without adult supervision!
You know, if you click back and forth you get different names… I’ve been:
Her Grace Lady Lyvvie the Prohibited of Menzies on the Minges (minge in Scots is slang for a woman’s pubes and Menzies is a bookshop! I’m not allowed to trawl for lesbians in the bookshop!)
Grand Duchess Lyvvie the Lackadaisical of Lesser Wobbleton (which would be great to have less wobble and be lackadaisical)
Imperial Majesty Lyvvie the Corpulent of Lower Wombleshire (Ok that one just sucks)
*grin* That’s what you get for hanging out with us not-so-juvenile delinquents, baybee.