Balls and Walnuts
more than you ever wanted to know
Now available as cover model for were-hobbit romance
The Bitches have posted the amateur entries for their cover art contest. I’m in awe of the talent here — my own attempts at snarky (and arachnophilic) cover art seem so lame by comparison. (Still . . . I think Sex at Seven, Dinner at Eight rates as Best Spider Romance Title worldwide.)
Gurta Belle McWanker’s Stalking the Savage Were-Hobbit would have won my vote, were it not for the male cover model’s obvious non-hobbitiness. Gurta, call me. My rates are reasonable. And Ms. Pussi McSavage? Any time you need a cover model in goofy glasses who’s up for a nipple massage, I’m your man. I’ll even shave my chest.
But there may be a scheduling problem, since the hair has to stay on for my were-hobbit photo sessions.
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*falls over laughing* Definitely need to get the ordering of those sessions right! 😀