That’s how much garbage I dumped this morning.
I am happy to report that our U-Haul truck came through unscathed.
Our housekeeper suggested we rent a big dumpster and do it that way. Doh! Why didn’t I think of that? Admittedly, we had way too much junk to fit into a single dumpster, but we have time to load and unload a few dumpster-fulls.
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Some commercial flashed on a moment ago, something about a product that helps you control your child.
“. . . WHICH WE DESPERATELY NEED!” Karen said.
“You do,” said Jake, and I said, “No we don’t, we have you under perfect control.”
“You do not.”
I pointed at his computer. “Every day, you’re right there in front of the computer . . . which is just where we want you.”
Cue evil laugh.
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Live-blogging tonight — I’ll shoot for 8 PM at the latest.
Tammy, I found you a great little housewarming gift. It’s not tacky kitsch, as I had hoped. It’s actually kind of nice. Don’t tell anyone — I have a rep to preserve.
D.