So let’s see what’s on The Smoking Gun.

Hey! He stole my name!
It’s fun to speculate on their crimes. The dude above shoplifted some elevator shoes. These gals got caught fighting over meth lab equipment. This woman assaulted her hair dresser. And our front-pager stole my breath. (Sorry, sorry. Eeew . . . cheese.)
Hat tip to La Fark.
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